Booja!

Hunibar: Enjoying a drink at the local pub having left a bolognese on
the stove for an hour. Sister comes home and calls me to bitch about
my having used one of her onions. This pisses Maatron right off, and
she requests an onion from the pub kitchen then runs down the road and
lobs it into the house!

That, my friends, is a used tampon on the last train home.

Chiefly dating advice

Dating nerds? Nerds who date? Chieflympic exposé?

Bonus explainer: The very alert among you will note that this month's issue of 'Girlfriend' came in plastic packaging yet this photograph is clearly of an un-covered magazine.