Stack!!

Unbelievable! Head-on entaglement with a skateboarder speeding down! I'm losing it. Wait,does this mean I've the emotional moral vigour of a union thug? If only there was an out-of-control street car heading toward the institute.

The union thugs took my chair when I went to grab another brewsky. Now, I'm watching a steady stream of hipster chumps scurrying outta the macshop clutching iPads then struggling into on-coming traffic up Foveaux st on their fixies. A stack will make this my best afternoon ever.

Best thing ever

At the KB in town, and been enjoying these two incredibly fired up fire-fighter union heavies. Too many killer lines to repeat. But, an officeworks delivery van was reversing into a massive spot and had kind of stopped but they started yelling out "you've got a metre" and encouraging him to keep going until he smashed into the car behind him at which point they started yelling "sucked in, cunt!". Just such a sweet afternoon.