Thursday, September 11, 2008
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Dooley jerking off
I'm a comedy genius! A-booyah! So Dooley was pretending to play golf - I know, right? - and then I said he was jerking off. Mark burped and it sounded like he puked a bit, in his mouth. And we all laughed, and Dooley's pants were suggesting something un rigourous, blogosphere
Fuck you,
love Mark
Fuck you,
love Mark
I don't believe you
Begin; I'm vessel. Badboy up! Vessel motherfucker. I'm like James Joyce in this bitch. John is gay. He's likes cops. And cockcos. And Kool Keith is minaated as MaNUKAreyoukidnao.
New topic: why the trawler is such a cheump: by Mark. I once was a little Muskocite Jew. They was good times. However, now I'm a big grownup baadboy, and Kool Keith (KK) puts on a shitty show. KK, as I call Kool Keith, was a deadset faggot plus also there was so much vomit all up in that motherfucker. John also made lots of jokes about Chinese people. He's a badboy.
The Wunibar Project motherfucker! Fuck you D'ooley.
New topic: why the trawler is such a cheump: by Mark. I once was a little Muskocite Jew. They was good times. However, now I'm a big grownup baadboy, and Kool Keith (KK) puts on a shitty show. KK, as I call Kool Keith, was a deadset faggot plus also there was so much vomit all up in that motherfucker. John also made lots of jokes about Chinese people. He's a badboy.
The Wunibar Project motherfucker! Fuck you D'ooley.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
kwak @ kk
kwak is very keen on getting to the kk gig. he is going to be in canberra for terumi's father's day but has risked her crankiness (actually, incurred her crankiness) by insisting he's going to leave the dinner in order to get to the gig in time for KFC chunks.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
damn bird (& rat by association)
yo, so you may recall the story that came very close to walking and talking like a web of me failing to get josh's cockatiel back in its cage, causing me to miss a 5th birthday party. she outplayed me for more than an hour.
then I was hell of late to a farewell drinks cause I couldn't get the rat back in its cage. really smelly, right, but true. now the damn bird is kicking my ass. in its cage, it chirps every time I wince as the underside of my arm touches the audio cable outta my pc to the stereo right where she bit out a fuck-off chunk, leaving the copper clearly exposed.
clown school all the way to the bus stop (that goes straight to school).
p.s. note the rat is actioning in the story.
then I was hell of late to a farewell drinks cause I couldn't get the rat back in its cage. really smelly, right, but true. now the damn bird is kicking my ass. in its cage, it chirps every time I wince as the underside of my arm touches the audio cable outta my pc to the stereo right where she bit out a fuck-off chunk, leaving the copper clearly exposed.
clown school all the way to the bus stop (that goes straight to school).
p.s. note the rat is actioning in the story.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
the dumbest thing about abc's pool
is that when they send you an email, it looks like you just got some poo in your inbox:
Monday, September 1, 2008
I wouldn't normally wunibar an opinion piece
BUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WHEN THIS IS CONSIDERED CLEVER, LET ALONE ACCURATE, LET ALONE NOT DEAD FUCKING INSANE:
'In terms of the political fray, Costello was totally engaged. After Gillard taunted him in the parliament last week about his publisher's motto, "books with spine", he responded: "If she bought a copy, I might sign it for her. She could take it back to that flat where she lives with the spartan furniture, put it up on the bookshelf with her current library, the collected works of Marx and Engels. She could file it alphabetically, by author, 'Cos'. It will come after 'Com', for The Communist Manifesto, and before 'D', for Das Kapital. Or she could it put by her bedside where she's reading a book on how to create unemployment in an economy which is undergoing a mining boom." Imagine those lines delivered in parliament.' - Glenn Milne
SHE COULD FILE IT ALPHABETICALLY BY AUTHOR WITH COS FOR COSTELLO IN BETWEEN COM FOR COMMUNIST MANIFESTO BY MARX AND D FOR DAS KAPITAL. AAAAAALLLLLLPPPPHHHHHAAAAABBBEEEEEETTTTTIIICCCCCAAAALLLLLL BBBBBBYYYYYY AAAAAUUUUTTTTTTHHHHHHHOOOOOOOORRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
'In terms of the political fray, Costello was totally engaged. After Gillard taunted him in the parliament last week about his publisher's motto, "books with spine", he responded: "If she bought a copy, I might sign it for her. She could take it back to that flat where she lives with the spartan furniture, put it up on the bookshelf with her current library, the collected works of Marx and Engels. She could file it alphabetically, by author, 'Cos'. It will come after 'Com', for The Communist Manifesto, and before 'D', for Das Kapital. Or she could it put by her bedside where she's reading a book on how to create unemployment in an economy which is undergoing a mining boom." Imagine those lines delivered in parliament.' - Glenn Milne
SHE COULD FILE IT ALPHABETICALLY BY AUTHOR WITH COS FOR COSTELLO IN BETWEEN COM FOR COMMUNIST MANIFESTO BY MARX AND D FOR DAS KAPITAL. AAAAAALLLLLLPPPPHHHHHAAAAABBBEEEEEETTTTTIIICCCCCAAAALLLLLL BBBBBBYYYYYY AAAAAUUUUTTTTTTHHHHHHHOOOOOOOORRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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