A hell bogan dude pulled up with his wuzza in a ute outside the bottle
shop. Came out with three cases of vb, putthem in the back, then got
in the cabin and started fighting with his moll. This went on for
about 2 minutes then he got out, opened up one of the cases, started
drinking and walked back into the shop and came out with his empty
bottle and an orange Alize.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Holy negus upon high
This picture gets a look-in because in order to post it I had to take out a table of Degus for the power supply in this downtown RSL, nokidnao, d u?
p.s. That's pretty sweet, actually. There's a trivia night here, and the last question was: "What characterises someone you would refer to as monogamous?". The dudes on the table next to me put down: "Only has one ball". zing!
p.s. That's pretty sweet, actually. There's a trivia night here, and the last question was: "What characterises someone you would refer to as monogamous?". The dudes on the table next to me put down: "Only has one ball". zing!
Saturday, April 18, 2009
back west
Lidcombe is ridiculous. Walking around the suburban streets, avoiding church, every 2 minutes or so some dude(s) appear behind me out of nowhere, then disappear.
There are 5 bars on 2 blocks, but I'm dressed like a clod - bottom half of one suit, top half of another - so can't enter any of them. I go back to the car to suckle a water bottle partly filled with scotch and start the drive home. Almost there, I feel very strong pangs of nostalgia. Is it the scotch? The Sefton Playhouse (on Clapham rd., negus!)? Or the kebab shop where D'oOley ate 2 family pides and a kebab to show Kadir that he was the biggest man in the best kebab shop in town.
I think it's D'oOley.
There are 5 bars on 2 blocks, but I'm dressed like a clod - bottom half of one suit, top half of another - so can't enter any of them. I go back to the car to suckle a water bottle partly filled with scotch and start the drive home. Almost there, I feel very strong pangs of nostalgia. Is it the scotch? The Sefton Playhouse (on Clapham rd., negus!)? Or the kebab shop where D'oOley ate 2 family pides and a kebab to show Kadir that he was the biggest man in the best kebab shop in town.
I think it's D'oOley.
Friday, April 17, 2009
kraut kraut kraut kraut kraut kraut CLOD
two new krauts which means I'll have to do twice as much gnashing they are such clods sitting on their goddamn facebook all day holy shit and I used to use one of their computers for printing now I am sitting here reading excel spreadsheets on the screen like an IDIOT.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
wunibar - today
Does anybody know if wunibar has a happy hour on thursdays?
[supplementary update: they have a happy 2 hours on thursdays!]
[[holy mother of rigour, the dictate to Japanese soldiers as they prepared to invade Singapore in 1942: "When you encounter the enemy after landing, think of yourself as an avenger coming face to face at last with his father’s murderer. Here is a man whose death will lighten your heart."]]
[[[holy mother of fuckwads, the British command in Singapore weeks before the attack: "I do hope we are not getting too strong in Malaya because if so the Japanese may never attempt a landing."]]]
[supplementary update: they have a happy 2 hours on thursdays!]
[[holy mother of rigour, the dictate to Japanese soldiers as they prepared to invade Singapore in 1942: "When you encounter the enemy after landing, think of yourself as an avenger coming face to face at last with his father’s murderer. Here is a man whose death will lighten your heart."]]
[[[holy mother of fuckwads, the British command in Singapore weeks before the attack: "I do hope we are not getting too strong in Malaya because if so the Japanese may never attempt a landing."]]]
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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