Congratulations Badge!

For the successful implementation of an amusing running gag during which no-one's head was safe.

Transitivity

marketing lecture

I'm back in the saddle with this graduate certificate, and in the marketing lecture this morning. nothing much to report yet other than each slide including some goofy anti-hippy cartoon.

From the wunibar investigations unit

What did they do with the 'f', I hear you ask?

Stack!!

Unbelievable! Head-on entaglement with a skateboarder speeding down! I'm losing it. Wait,does this mean I've the emotional moral vigour of a union thug? If only there was an out-of-control street car heading toward the institute.

The union thugs took my chair when I went to grab another brewsky. Now, I'm watching a steady stream of hipster chumps scurrying outta the macshop clutching iPads then struggling into on-coming traffic up Foveaux st on their fixies. A stack will make this my best afternoon ever.

Best thing ever

At the KB in town, and been enjoying these two incredibly fired up fire-fighter union heavies. Too many killer lines to repeat. But, an officeworks delivery van was reversing into a massive spot and had kind of stopped but they started yelling out "you've got a metre" and encouraging him to keep going until he smashed into the car behind him at which point they started yelling "sucked in, cunt!". Just such a sweet afternoon.