That's the Berlin wall in the background

typing speed

oh, that thing when you realise precisely how slowly you've been typing when writing thesis stuff versus when you fire off a quick, oh I don't know 6-page email, to someone, all bashed out in less than a minute...

so cute!

not only is budding lesbian love charming to watch in the undergrads, but there is an adorable conversation between two arts students where the relative merits of stripping for textbook money is being debated earnestly (not in earnest). adorable!
UPDATE: So cute! I'm finishing my third pint and they're still half-way through their first!

Well, I've utterly failed to capture any if the majesty of that but I also don't know how to delete posts from the phone, so, eat it!

I'll never catch this in print

But the following lines were just delivered with the most exceptional of inneundo:

"you can hit whatever ball you like"
"the black balls bring you trouble"

After some hiatus

It's time to allow blogger.com on noscript on the macbook pro (risking horrible artist blogs, for you dear reader) and man up.

I'm glad it's Dicey Riley's. There are no midgets, no showbo'a commerce lecturers, but there are two women and a man that just passed me to the smoking room as the young lady reassured* the older man "there'll be plenty of time for dancing on the tables after we've had our smoke".

Stay tuned.

*That is: a second assurance.