Stack!!

Unbelievable! Head-on entaglement with a skateboarder speeding down! I'm losing it. Wait,does this mean I've the emotional moral vigour of a union thug? If only there was an out-of-control street car heading toward the institute.

The union thugs took my chair when I went to grab another brewsky. Now, I'm watching a steady stream of hipster chumps scurrying outta the macshop clutching iPads then struggling into on-coming traffic up Foveaux st on their fixies. A stack will make this my best afternoon ever.

Best thing ever

At the KB in town, and been enjoying these two incredibly fired up fire-fighter union heavies. Too many killer lines to repeat. But, an officeworks delivery van was reversing into a massive spot and had kind of stopped but they started yelling out "you've got a metre" and encouraging him to keep going until he smashed into the car behind him at which point they started yelling "sucked in, cunt!". Just such a sweet afternoon.

If I didn't tick 'honest'

what happens to the other answers?

stack overflow!

Debugging supervisor's code with supervisor over skype. beer me!

[Secondary side-post]

Having finished that last post, I start walking back to the kitchen muttering "bender-time", disappointed that good wine is finished and I'll have to engage vodka, worrying this is a pathetic new low now I'm on the cusp of a great academic coup (Yeltsin style, [pre-topper!]).

Then I find a quarter-full bottle of the outstanding Beaujolais-Villages! [Serious] problem [seriously] averted. If this bottle gets me through to the end of Kool Keith's 'Black Elvis', I'll be apples.

[Side post]

I found 4 letters from Google lying around at scarborough regarding the 'monetization' of wunibar; Helen's not been passing these puppies on. Turns out, I owe them money: they've seen the video from the Clarence...